Random Chat Snippet

Below is what I hope will become a regular feature on Michelene on Me. A random snippet from a real chat session with one of my buddies. I think it's funnier without introduction in this case, so without further ado, here's this week's random chat snippet:

..Miche... says:
I try to fondle underpants at least twice daily
...Miche... says:
lol
...Miche... says:
I don't think ppl take enough time to appreciate underwear.
Thursti says:
haha
...Miche... says:
if they could talk, what dirty secrets would be revealed?
...Miche... says:
in the skidmarks of their history?
Thursti says:
hmm